The Old German Shepherd

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 18:54:18

One day the old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch..

The old German Shepherd thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap, the old German Shepherd exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious panther! I wonder, if there are any more around here?'

Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the panther, 'That was close! That old German Shepherd nearly had me!'

Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther. So, off he goes, but the old German Shepherd sees him heading after the panther with great speed, and figures that something must be up.

The squirrel soon catches up with the panther, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther.

The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, squirrel, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!

Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says....

'Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther!

Moral of this story...

Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always overcome youth and treachery!

BS and brilliance only come with age and experience.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 19-Jan-2010 22:04:16

lol; good one!!

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 3:23:52

lol!. i saw this before with other animals. i love it!

Post 4 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 5:18:07

Nice... Funny

Post 5 by YankeeFanForLife! (Picapiedra: king of the boards!) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 9:25:10

Lol!nice!

Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 20-Jan-2010 13:07:53

Bravo re. I bet that dog's got a bouzouki at home too. Can't put nothing past the old timers. *smile*

Post 7 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Friday, 22-Jan-2010 18:36:09

Lol. This is rather adorable.

Post 8 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2010 21:39:36

Funny this.

Post 9 by OceanDream (An Ocean of Thoughts) on Thursday, 18-Feb-2010 15:05:03

They say that wisdom comes with age. This joke definitely supports that theory. Hahaha.

Post 10 by Jeromea (Kahee!) on Friday, 26-Feb-2010 20:19:07

Nice!